Throw it back for your witcher

saintmichale:

To the End pulp fiction - Three Cheers Series

joshpeck:

truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video

the-haiku-bot:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

lost the ability to say anything normal about a man

im cramming him in my mouth & suckin on him until hes all smooth & flat like a jolly rancher

samples of the way my friends have to listen to me talk about men every single day:

• chewing on him like a headphone wire
• u know when u get a jolly rancher all tiny like almost gone & u can bend it into a circle in ur mouth? doing that to him
• sucking on his forehead til it gets all long & stretched out
• picking him up by the head like a mii to watch him wiggle around
• gripping him like a pollypocket and he shoots across the room like a wet hotdog
• carrying him around by the head

picking him up by

the head like a mii to watch

him wiggle around

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

gerardpilled:

gerardpilled:

Gerard at the Bottom Lounge in Chicago, IL on April 4, 2004 - Photos by mechanical_riot

johannesviii:

ALT

I bet bats would be the biggest audiophile hipsters of the entire animal world if they had access to technology

mirrorpalaiss:

joesquinns:

2022, July 1st -> 2023, July 1st

♥ Eddie Munson - never forgotten ♥

boyfriendtxt:

luidilovins:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it’s got the McDonald’s marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

how could they possibly have predicted this

I literally can’t stop watching these

OKAY THE CRUCIFIX TOOK ME OUT

pattern-recognition:

not enough flat chested queens out there. start sanding.

froody:

I left my Sim family alone with neighborhood stories partially enabled and they adopted the ugliest dog I’ve ever seen.

fabcreature:

when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw

webbyghost:

corrie-zodori:

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?

Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

forgottenwarehouse:

I now disagree with that post that went something like “to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone” because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said “hey bro…literally me when im making pizza…” He was in fact making a pizza, that’s our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.

wheeloffortune-design:

wheeloffortune-design:

“you’re not man enough, not feminine enough”

so gender is something we can fail?

that means gender is not genetic and absolute and unchangeable

but something we can build and perform, and fail at (the standards they set) but also redefine?

if i can fail at being a woman, does that mean i’m not a woman? so does that make me another gender?

i agonized for 15 minutes about the wording of my post and you manage to simplify it with a perfect mean girls reference

mariathechosen1:

Throw it back for your witcher

saintmichale:

To the End pulp fiction - Three Cheers Series

joshpeck:

truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video

the-haiku-bot:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

lost the ability to say anything normal about a man

im cramming him in my mouth & suckin on him until hes all smooth & flat like a jolly rancher

samples of the way my friends have to listen to me talk about men every single day:

• chewing on him like a headphone wire
• u know when u get a jolly rancher all tiny like almost gone & u can bend it into a circle in ur mouth? doing that to him
• sucking on his forehead til it gets all long & stretched out
• picking him up by the head like a mii to watch him wiggle around
• gripping him like a pollypocket and he shoots across the room like a wet hotdog
• carrying him around by the head

picking him up by

the head like a mii to watch

him wiggle around

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

gerardpilled:

gerardpilled:

Gerard at the Bottom Lounge in Chicago, IL on April 4, 2004 - Photos by mechanical_riot

johannesviii:

ALT

I bet bats would be the biggest audiophile hipsters of the entire animal world if they had access to technology

mirrorpalaiss:

joesquinns:

2022, July 1st -> 2023, July 1st

♥ Eddie Munson - never forgotten ♥

boyfriendtxt:

luidilovins:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it’s got the McDonald’s marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

how could they possibly have predicted this

I literally can’t stop watching these

OKAY THE CRUCIFIX TOOK ME OUT

pattern-recognition:

not enough flat chested queens out there. start sanding.

froody:

I left my Sim family alone with neighborhood stories partially enabled and they adopted the ugliest dog I’ve ever seen.

fabcreature:

when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw

webbyghost:

corrie-zodori:

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?

Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

forgottenwarehouse:

I now disagree with that post that went something like “to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone” because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said “hey bro…literally me when im making pizza…” He was in fact making a pizza, that’s our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.

wheeloffortune-design:

wheeloffortune-design:

“you’re not man enough, not feminine enough”

so gender is something we can fail?

that means gender is not genetic and absolute and unchangeable

but something we can build and perform, and fail at (the standards they set) but also redefine?

if i can fail at being a woman, does that mean i’m not a woman? so does that make me another gender?

i agonized for 15 minutes about the wording of my post and you manage to simplify it with a perfect mean girls reference

mariathechosen1: